Title: Hotel Headaches
Author: Hypatia Kosh
Codes: K/S, drabble
Summary: James T. Kirk sticks it to the Man.
"Room reserved under 'Kirk'," Kirk said, tapping his his ident-chip on the hotel lobby counter. Spock stood at the ready behind him.
"Two single beds?"
"No, one double bed."
"That isn't what the computer says."
"When the clerk on the commlink confirmed my reservation, it was a room with a double bed."
"Oh. I see. It looks like it was corrected. Your traveling companion is listed as a Vulcan."
"Could you 'correct' it back?"
"I'm sorry, it's hotel policy not to double unmarried guests in beds."
"Policy? Well, you'd better rethink your policy, because this is unacceptable. Me and my HUSBAND are going to take our business elsewhere."