Title: Canít Seduce Him
Summary: McCoy bets Spock he canít seduce Kirk. Just a silly little thing in response to kira-nerysís first-line challenge
Archive: Sure... just let me know where. Side by Side and AAKSA
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CANíT SEDUCE HIM
"I bet you a hundred credits you canít seduce him."
"ĎSeduce,í doctor?" Spock raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, for crying out loud. You know what seduce means. Youíve seen Jim do it a dozen times. When you seduce someone, you convince Ďem that theyíre...you know... attracted to you."
"Having previously not been attracted to me?"
"Right. Or, in some cases, having previously not *known* it." McCoy threw a significant glance at Spock, then at Kirk, who was dining at another table in the mess hall. "I bet you, Spock. Bet you canít seduce him."
"Aw, Spock, you must know what a bet is."
"Iím afraid youíll be obliged to refresh my memory."
"Okay. If I bet you a hundred credits that you canít do it, then if Iím right and you canít, you have to pay me a hundred credits. If you do it, proviní me wrong, Iíve gotta pay *you* the same amount. See?"
"I see. May I?" Spock gestured to the personal computer clipped to McCoyís belt.
"Uh... whattaya want with that?" queried the doctor, lifting the machine onto the table.
At that moment, Kirk walked up behind his first officer, wrapped his arms around the broad chest, and drew Spockís mouth into a tender kiss. "Hi, love," he whispered in a pointed ear. "Bones bothering you again?"
"Greetings, tíhyíla," Spock whispered back, kissing the rounded pink ear while running an affectionate hand up and down the humanís back. "Yes, he can be rather irritating at times. Now allow me to conclude this small transaction, and then we can adjourn to your quarters for more interesting activities."
McCoyís mouth hung open while Spock turned on the computer, accessed a file, and pressed a few buttons. "I am entering my credit code," he explained, "and directing the device to transfer one hundred credits from my account to yours. I have arrived at the conclusion that, given your definition of seduction, it is a procedure I am currently incapable of performing on the Captain."
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